I don’t think I’ve brushed my hair in four days
but I washed it.
I’m wearing a pink pipe-cleaner ring,
with a bead.
It’s not like I’m exactly pencil-thin
but my ribs stick out,
and my pelvic bones.
I like it when you call me, drunk,
and I like being alone,
too,
with empty inboxes,
watching my favorite movies on Netflix,
I might be more drunk than you,
on less wine.
I love it when my hands swirl
in front of my face,
and I know
you are busy,
when its been all day,
so I take pictures of myself in
sweatpants.
This is how I always look!
Deal with it,
people who like my poetry.
shrinks arent cheap 
Cheers !!!
cheers : )
There’s only one thing more salacious and charming than sweatpants… flannel pajamas. Does that make me odd? 😉
haha, no, that’s cute (and sensible)
Sensible, yes, yes it is.
Alcohol! *Sighs*
no money = no alcohol 😥
been there, for sure. probably will be again.
I empathize. Such are the drab realities of life
Although I’m a wine lover, a still detect words of sadness here. 😦 … and as for the pics, nice to meet you. 🙂
in vino veritas. the pleasure is mine : )
There is comfort in beauty… You should be very comfortable 😉
that’s probably too kind, thank you.
I always thought our social customs silly at best. I don’t brush my hair ( though i’m a guy so there’s a lot less to brush. ) – as I see it, it is something unnecessary to my functional existence. At worst I must be forced to rub my hand through my wet hair after a shower so it doesn’t stick up like Ewok ears from Return of the Jedi – god bless the double crown.
Shouldn’t matter what face you write with or wear. I do some posts in my boxers.
My ribs show too. People say i’m underweight, but I have informed them to keep their quiet opinions of social acceptability to themselves. I eat enough to keep myself living and increase it on days I workout. No more need be said.
As for the merlot – i’m sure I should offend you by saying: I found alcohol quite boring, whatever it’s guise. I haven’t had a drop in two years now. ( Not that I ever drank much at all, just not for me.) I don’t need it and it doesn’t deserve me.
very agreeable comments.
I dig your glass of choice, I think maybe wine glasses are overrated. They get broken too easily. Second best to your choice is straight from the bottle. 😉
that’s exactly why i don’t use wine glasses. i am not sophisticated enough to keep from breaking them!
sweatpants + booze + pics = poetry
thankgod!
Drunk and in sweatpants? Sounds like my type of night.
it was pretty classic…
Wish I could say something witty but I like scotch and when I drink you are always on my mind and sometimes when i don’t drink. Good day
scotch is nice, i like whiskey.
you are pretty enough to be in front of a camera and capture yourself
thank you, but i think the word you were looking for was “drunk enough”
even “drunk” you have a beautiful gift that shines through in words and pictures …
i don’t know about that, but thank you!
beautiful!
i should try writing during a drink 🙂
oh, yes, you should. 🙂
I used to wear hair bands as rings! Not a pipe cleaner, though. That’s awesome! And I feel the same way – ‘this is how I look. deal with it.’ I often quote Kate Winslet: “This is me, like it or lump it.” Good on ya!
I’ve done that, too, and Kate Winslet is my favorite actress of all time, I love her.
I might be more drunk than you on less wine … great fucking line … what do u watch on Netflix
I was watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and then a hideously awful Hillary Duff movie.
You look too young to know who bueller is … but are wise enogh to watch hideously awful movies … well played
Haha, can I join? Hi5!
: ) I drank instead of playing pianoooo, sorry : (
We have all the time in the world :D. TODAY! Haha
Ha! hopefully…
I love the pipe cleaner ring!
me too! i’m still wearing it.
The ring is super cute! You’re an excellent writer – keep it up!
super talented and super cute, who knew.
ha, thank you.
It’s cool. You should see how I look when I write haiku’s.
okay, let’s see : )
Well, I’d like too, but I’m afraid I might be the last person in the world who does not have access to a digital camera right now. Even the one on my phone is dead because I’m clumsy ape fingers have dropped it so often.
… last picture, I have the exact same glass! Six of them, though I may have broken a few, lol. Hope you are enjoying that Merlot gorgeous. *cheers*
i was until i woke up….owwww
i’ve been following your blog for only about a week, and yet, i’m so in love with you. 🙂 and your words.
Oh, I am in love with you too!
for the love of all things Merlot,
like Lays potatoe chips
one can never have but one.
i keep an xtra long sippystraw handy for such occasions. 🙂
mmm, that WOULD be handy!
way fewer glasses to clean, always a good thing in my world.
yes! I am not opposed to bottle-guzzling, either.
heh, some of my fondest memories were ‘there’s a wine store let’s grab a bottle i have a Swiss Army Knife and go hang in the park’
screw off bottle tops need not apply,
scary midnight parks in your youth 😉
(mine, too)
yeah, they probably were scary but the courage of Merlot conqured all fears then.
and now : )
aside from the wonderul taste, that’s certainly part of it’s appeal. ;-}
Would it be creepy if I said that you exude sex? Sultry and stunning … I wish you were rotten so I could hate you 😉
Hate is love, baby. You are smokin’.
I was replying to your “It’s not like I’m exactly pencil-thin
but my ribs stick out”
It was perhaps a weak well-intended compliment 🙂
I liked it. I am no pencil, that is certain.
well I’m glad we’re on the same page
the very same, pencil-less page.
and don’t worry, guys like girls with a bit of extra around whatever.
swizzle sticks are fake and gross
did you just call me fat?
no
oh, good.
(don’t worry, I’m joking)
🙂
Wine from a tumbler! Excellent 😀 If I drank the stuff I would do exactly the same 🙂
I drink it in what’s handy : )
Absolutely, thats why I like bottled beer. it comes in its own glass 😀
But why beer when there’s MERLOT?
I hate wine in all its forms, don’t drink spirits so what else is left?
icky beer. but, anything you need/want!
Icy beer… Yummm 🙂
haha, you enjoy
Will do, have a good one..
i ❤ drunken poetry
it’s all that’s left
take care, shrinks, i do love your blog. hope all’s well, or gets better
that is so nice…
Ahhhh! Or in language, I love this a lot.
Cheers, beautiful.
where’s the PBR?
Congratulations! You have written my 3,100 comment about PBR. (psst…it’s merlot…its in the title)
I won!!!!
If natural beauty hasn’t an advocate yet, let her be discovered now!
you must be drunk, too
I may well be impaired, yet my senses have never been so sharp.
Sharply impaired.
If you say so.